Erwin's Bilingual Blog

Siapa sih yang nggak tahu iPhone? Telepon genggam besutan Steve Jobs ini memang sangat ciamik desainnya. Banyak orang yang ingin sekali mendapat gadget high-end ini. Salah satunya anak berusia 13 tahun, Gregory. Namun, untuk bisa menggunakan telepon genggam ini, dia harus melaksanakan kontrak yang dibuat ibunya! Apa saja itu? Simak terus! Isi Gregory's iPhone Contract (terjemahan): Selamat Natal! Kamu sekarang adalah pemilik yang berbangga atas iPhone ini. Wow! Kamu adalah seorang anak berumur 13 tahun yang baik dan bertanggungjawab dan kamu mengharapkan hadiah ini. Tapi seiring diterimanya hadiah ini datang peraturan dan kewajiban. Mohon baca keseluruhan kontrak. Aku harap kamu mengerti bahwa tugasku adalah menjadikanmu seorang pria yang bertekadbulat, dan berguna untuk dunia yang hidup berdampingan dengan tekhnologi, bukan diperbudaknya. Kegagalan dalam menjalani kontrak ini hukumannya adalah penarikan kembali iPhone ini Aku mencintaimu dan menunggu jutaan pesan ...

  Here, I will post a really inspirational contract in the world! It's a contract from Gregory's Mom for her son, Gregory. Janell Burley Hoffmann is a mother from 13 years old boy named Gregory, Last year, his mother decided to buy an iPhone 5 for her son. But, she gives Gregory an 18 agreement contract and Gregory must accept it if he wants to use that smartphone. Here it is, the contract :-) Dear Gregory Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good & responsible 13 year old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it. Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership. I love you madly & look forward to ...

1. Butterfly Effect "Flap of a butterfly's wings in one place can cause a hurricane in another place apart." The statement above is known as the Butterfly Effect in chaos theory. Glance may sound absurd. How can flap the wings of a small creature like a butterfly can cause a storm. But the statement is often used to explain to the layman Chaos theory. Where is the logical-to-her? An attempt to me-right-logical Butterfly Effect is to explain the so-called non-locality causes. This concept states that every event has a cause of countless (infinite cause). For example, if someone found money on the street, then it is caused by, among others: there are people who dropped it, and because he (the find) take the road where people had dropped the money. Then why would anyone drop some money? The cause will be not counted when viewed from this perspective. With the use of the concept of non-locality causes, the Butterfly Effect to be a bit logical. At least, the use o...